Certain: so uh, Don, i think i have a problem
Don: What? No.
Certain: i can listen to The Downward Spiral, an hourlong contemplation of suicide, and feel fine -
Don: Well, I suppose it's good that you don't let Trent Reznor's angst get to you.
Certain: yeah okay sure
Certain: that may be true
Certain: but why do i have an existential crisis and become depressed whenever i think about Napoleon Dynamite